i’ve gone travelling…. hi.

I might write about my adventures here…

australia…. woah dude. November 28, 2006

Filed under: ashes,australia,melbourne — lukeo @ 8:57 am

right. i’m in australia. this is truly so cool. i mean, i wanted to come travelling round the world and stuff.. but what i really wanted was to go to australia. and its just amazing… everything has been perfect. well, kind of. but, yeah, it was been awesome.

firstly, the flight i got was the maiden flight of some new qantas subsidary called jetstar. so it was a brand new plane with leather seats and nice food, and there were loads of photographers taking photos of us boarding and stuff. and we got a little wreath of flowers each. which was nice untill the sniffer dog in australia tried to rape me and then kill me for bringing illegal substances into the country. i was shocked and scared, but he did the same to everyone else after, so i didnt get artrsted.

anyway, despite being a brand new company, they didnt’ have any customers, so i got the whole middle isle to myself to lie down nicely on. business class styley yeah!

right. so. australia. its really amazing. its just… coooool. like, woah man. hard to explain, but it is cool. the weather in melbourne is great. its just warm and nice, but not so much you can’t sleep at night. you can’t sleep at night because i’msleeping above a pub with patrons who don’t stop until 4am! but, thats not really much of a problem now is it.

so, my first experience of australia was this. i sat down in the pub where i am staying, watching the ashes with some nice cold beer. just perfect. long story short, i ended up meeting a group of ozzies, getting lots of free drinks which they won in a kinda game of deal or no deal that is every friday night here, then went to a 21st birthday party which had free beer on tap. nice.

anyway, thats oz. seeya soon.x


sightseeing and thieving thais. November 22, 2006

Filed under: bangkok,temples,thailand — lukeo @ 11:22 am

having been in thailand for a month, i thought, maybe i should actually visit a sight or two… go see a temple, something like that. it is only right, isn’t it….

 so off i trotted on the busy busy ferry on the dirty dirty river, heading south to the old royal district, and noticing the odd view or two as i went.



tri-tan luke November 20, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — lukeo @ 7:31 am

my front is black, my back is pale, and my ass is white. hmmm…

plus its raining a LOT right now just as i was abot to go out. eugh. gimme a cuppa.


chelsea 1 west ham 0 November 19, 2006

Filed under: england,football,Uncategorized — lukeo @ 11:31 am


was really hoping for a chance to laugh at my father.

aw well. well he has to go back to work while i just have to go back to… the pool…?


back in the ‘kok November 18, 2006

Filed under: bangkok,thailand — lukeo @ 11:17 am

its wellllll busy here now! getting into peak season so theres more and more people around. more and more wierdos around perhaps….

anyway. i finally have got a decent cooked breakfast. found a place… ‘oh my cod’, which does proper english stuff. you get a cooked breakfast, with baked beans, and good ssausages and bacon.. its stead of the very wierd attempts you find in thai places.

yes, that is the highlight of my life. x


i went to the beach November 16, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — lukeo @ 8:27 am

and i got sand in my shorts. and i walked all around the rocks of the headland, and it got dangerous and i had to do some climbing to save myself, but i only had flipflops on so ithought i might die, but i was okay. i also sat around and did lots of sunbathing, and made friends with the thai family who ran the guest hosue i stayed at. they gave me really unripe grapes and tomatoes or soemthing… not really sure, it was all very sour and quite horrible, so i ate pancakes and pringles insetad. that was nice.

anyway, i’m going to bangkok tonight on a bus, which could be fun or scary or something… but it means i have to sit around till 6pm waiting for it… and i had to check out of the hotel at 12, which is a bugger. also, my laundry didn’t come back till 1, so i had to check out in my swimshorts, with an empty bag, the wait an hour then get my laundry and pack my bag in the foyer, and get chagned itno real clothes in the loo.

anyway. bangkok is gona be nice maybe. im gona go view soem sights perhaps, then i think i might go to australia.. soundsl ike a fun place mmmmm.


(i wrote this a few days ago put forgot to post. here you go.)


insect bites November 10, 2006

Filed under: bites,insects,mosquitoes,thailand,tiger balm,Uncategorized — lukeo @ 9:59 am

bloody insects have suddenly come out with a vengence i think. looks like i have broke my arm and the bone is sticking out….

anyway.. hopefully some tiger balm will fix it. its meant to fix everything.